You're cheap. You're lazy. You don't pay for porn and you sure as hell won't pay for a quality sex toy.
Well this post is for all you cheap DIY fuckers that want to get your rocks off but are on a strict budget.

*Please note: does NOT endorse any of these products or techniques. If you are going to try these at home be safe and have 911 on speed dial.

Jazz hands and some assembly required.